See...already, they get me; that or they will literally laugh at anything as long as they are liquored up. Probably the latter.

Characteristics granted or assigned to my species throughout the ages remain unchanged and unchallenged. I don't want to brag, but we may be considered by some as the wisest and most steadfast of all the four-legged.

How do I look in pink? I think it gives my skin a rosy hue, and I feel pretty. Hahahaha...wait until my fan group above sobers up to face another drunken binge this evening and they get a load of my new outfit.

Enough about me, let's take a gander to the left here. Now just WTF is this supposed to be. OK, I am looking, looking, looking and omg, That's 'gosh' btw. Everyone is being conditioned for a number of reasons to say "oh my gosh" instead of "oh my god". I think they should try, "oh my goodness". It might cause them to think about their relative goodness or lack of same. Simple things could subliminally benefit mankind, but then again, I am not a big fan of mankind since they literally murdered many of my kin for our body parts, namely our tusks, but hey...what goes around is coming back around because I understand premature organ harvesting is a growing industry among humans. Serves some of you bastards right. hahaha...it is definitely not a cool thing to kill anything for sport or profit. 

I have heard that art can and has served humanity as a record or a journal of sorts as to an overview of what's happening in the world at large. However, analytical perspective differs from one to another. The degree of difference would rest in the commonality of the person or persons doing the analysis of art or art forms created at or in any given time period. I did not want to get so freaking academic, but it is what it is. This is an introduction to what will follow and one never knows when the switch will flip and this elephant may go on a rampage of retarded silliness. So, hang in there and wait for it.

There is a lot of imagery in this drawing/painting, and it is deep. Very deep. On the surface, it appears as though there is a desire for mobility while at the same time, the application suggests stagnation and an implied futility that suggests actual movement is relatively impossible or perhaps pointless and the methods are somewhat pedestrian.

I will be checking in with the artist. I will get back with you because if the artist is alive it is always a good idea to get information directly from the horses mouth, as they say, Otherwise, I might get my fat ass sued by some crazy art freak. I also suggest that no one try to scam this photo. It is copyrighted and from what I understand copyrights last 70 years past the life of the artist. No one should attempt to violate another's work and from a glance, I would not want to mess with anyone that would draw or paint this and have the balls to exhibit it. Got it? Ciao for now,

See? Clueless. A couple of horny heterosexuals, thinking about lunch or something equally normal. Try to find this in real life, take a photo and get back with me asap. Civilization is on life support. Oh yes, and while you are at it, try to find a good restaurant. I'll wait for your text.

Ohhh boy. Look at this. Woke the boomers up in the middle of the night. But they're laughing. Whites, too. Hahaha..they're the only race that get to live this long and be this well dressed and coiffed. Great teeth, too!

I cannot help it. Young or old, certain stratoses get me. Thanks guys! Now get back into bed before the night nurse comes by and gives you another shot. They aren't really nurses at night...

Here I am again only smaller. Same dress. I have others and I'm not dirty, but it was the luck of the draw. omg. punny...don't let these guys read this one. Not a clothes horse either. Oh dear.

Alrighty, here we go with something orange. As simple as this image appears, there are several directions one could go in when looking at it. That's my job. You don't have to give it another look unless you're interested in art, how it is made and why. Oh and I did get feedback on the first image (above) and the artist sort of told me to bugger off, but I am not one to be concerned with that since everyone knows that artists are sensitive creatures. Not like elephants; elephants can really take a beating as you have witnessed from some videos. Not a single elephant I know understands why that is, but it is what it is, I suppose. No worries. What goes around comes back around.

So! This image is a nice watery image and I understand that there is this tight-assed society called the watercolor society that would probably throw up all over it but apparently, from what I can devise, the artist does not 'give a shit'. And, yes, that is a direct quote. Apparently once something becomes a society it has already been corrupted past the point of being relevant to much of anything.

What [she] feels is a unique approach as well as enabling or empowering a more spiritual connection she has made several comments throughout the years int0 an apparent abyss as to what tight watercolorists suffer from and it is chronic constipation and an inability to actually harness the creative spirit with all their erasures, paint overs, and other anal retentive methods, which apparently is something that does not lend itself well to the medium of watercolor, which by the very nature of water is not meant to be tight.

To the right is a subscribe form. Don't get all 'jiggy'. I have absolutely zero clue as to how it works or if it works. The email didn't so....hahaha, you know? I'll tell you what, let me know what you expect and I'll see what I can do. Eeny-meeny, eeny-meeny, Oh, I know how it goes. Pick one or both. Don't be shy. Here, you have two forms, one for a friend, or one if you run out of space or forget to say something.